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Posted on 2013-10-25 16:57:45 by qwertyuiop12345
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qwertyuiop12345
Posted on 2014-12-18 03:57:32 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Michael vs. Miss Elise Part 3 Story
Originally/Created by Darkblur1234 aka Darksonic1234
Elise: Guh!!! That hurt! *she hurtles through the rail* Damn he’s strong! *looks under her* Ahh!! *she starts hurtling to her doom, as there isn’t another speedway under that one. she closes her eyes and strains* (I was hoping I wouldn't have to use Onara-Jin in this fight! Damn it!) *she is gone for half a minute, but suddenly Micheal hears a loud "Pffrrooooooot!" and Elise is propelled upward onto the speedway. She lands on her ass, and her face is bright pink. she gets up and fans behind her ass* Excuuuse me! *she giggles and charges at Michael*
Super Michael: *avoids Elise in time* What was that noise?
Elise: *blushes brightly* Uh.. hehe.. I farted.. thats what got me back up here... (her farts are just as dangerous as her fists- she's an onara-jin fighter who has trained to use them as a weapon in unarmed combat, but she refuses to unless she has to because its embarrassing for her.)
Super Michael: *smells the fart* Geez, what did you eat?
Elise: Nothing special.. that stank is the result of rigorous training, and a special one year diet! Its a fighting style! shameful, mind you.. but still a fighting style!
Super Michael: *all of a sudden feels sick to his stomach* Uugh.....what wrong with me, I feel sick to my stomach all of a sudden.
Elise: *she grins and runs at him, then does a Peach Bomber style attack, which slams her big butt into Michael’s face. his face slides right between her ass cheeks, and she rips a powerful, nasty smelling fart. it sends Michael flying, and the fart is so awful smelling and potent it inflicts the status ailments Stinky II (a version of poison from *insert RPG here* but it’s not fatal. it rapidly decreases HP until 1 (which is the point of unconsciousness.) it lasts for 1 minute, enough to K.O. a normal human) Gross III (a status ailment that makes the victim feel sick, and drains HP and MP slowly) and Poison I (not quite fatal yet. Poison II and above are fatal). Her face is bright pink, and she fans the air behind her butt* How’s that for an attack? Let’s see you top that!
Super Michael: Uuuggghhh. *struggling to raise his hand and charge up his ultimate attack but he fainted, he falls on the ground and turns back to normal*
Elise: *giggles and walks towards him, the simulation fades away and he wakes up* Pretty handy attack, right? As long as it had a nose, it’s vulnerable! *she giggles again and smacks her butt*
Michael: Yes, that's one deadly attack you have there. *stands up and shakes her hand* Great match Elise.
Elise: Thanks ^^ "pffft" Uh.. hehe ^//^; I have to go to the little girls room! *she dashes out of the chamber*
SaintClare
Posted on 2014-12-18 06:05:46 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
I'm goin' in after her.
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:43:21 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Yeah, good luck with that. Rockosocko tried it once and he ended up getting pummeled.
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:48:01 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Don't ask me how I know this. Please, PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.
rockosocko
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:48:50 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
@CactusLegsMcGee (mocking voice) How do you know that?
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:49:28 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
@rockosocko Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder!
Posted on 2013-10-25 16:57:45 by qwertyuiop12345
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qwertyuiop12345
Posted on 2014-12-18 03:57:32 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Michael vs. Miss Elise Part 3 Story
Originally/Created by Darkblur1234 aka Darksonic1234
Elise: Guh!!! That hurt! *she hurtles through the rail* Damn he’s strong! *looks under her* Ahh!! *she starts hurtling to her doom, as there isn’t another speedway under that one. she closes her eyes and strains* (I was hoping I wouldn't have to use Onara-Jin in this fight! Damn it!) *she is gone for half a minute, but suddenly Micheal hears a loud "Pffrrooooooot!" and Elise is propelled upward onto the speedway. She lands on her ass, and her face is bright pink. she gets up and fans behind her ass* Excuuuse me! *she giggles and charges at Michael*
Super Michael: *avoids Elise in time* What was that noise?
Elise: *blushes brightly* Uh.. hehe.. I farted.. thats what got me back up here... (her farts are just as dangerous as her fists- she's an onara-jin fighter who has trained to use them as a weapon in unarmed combat, but she refuses to unless she has to because its embarrassing for her.)
Super Michael: *smells the fart* Geez, what did you eat?
Elise: Nothing special.. that stank is the result of rigorous training, and a special one year diet! Its a fighting style! shameful, mind you.. but still a fighting style!
Super Michael: *all of a sudden feels sick to his stomach* Uugh.....what wrong with me, I feel sick to my stomach all of a sudden.
Elise: *she grins and runs at him, then does a Peach Bomber style attack, which slams her big butt into Michael’s face. his face slides right between her ass cheeks, and she rips a powerful, nasty smelling fart. it sends Michael flying, and the fart is so awful smelling and potent it inflicts the status ailments Stinky II (a version of poison from *insert RPG here* but it’s not fatal. it rapidly decreases HP until 1 (which is the point of unconsciousness.) it lasts for 1 minute, enough to K.O. a normal human) Gross III (a status ailment that makes the victim feel sick, and drains HP and MP slowly) and Poison I (not quite fatal yet. Poison II and above are fatal). Her face is bright pink, and she fans the air behind her butt* How’s that for an attack? Let’s see you top that!
Super Michael: Uuuggghhh. *struggling to raise his hand and charge up his ultimate attack but he fainted, he falls on the ground and turns back to normal*
Elise: *giggles and walks towards him, the simulation fades away and he wakes up* Pretty handy attack, right? As long as it had a nose, it’s vulnerable! *she giggles again and smacks her butt*
Michael: Yes, that's one deadly attack you have there. *stands up and shakes her hand* Great match Elise.
Elise: Thanks ^^ "pffft" Uh.. hehe ^//^; I have to go to the little girls room! *she dashes out of the chamber*
SaintClare
Posted on 2014-12-18 06:05:46 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
I'm goin' in after her.
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:43:21 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Yeah, good luck with that. Rockosocko tried it once and he ended up getting pummeled.
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:48:01 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
Don't ask me how I know this. Please, PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.
rockosocko
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:48:50 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
@CactusLegsMcGee (mocking voice) How do you know that?
CactusLegsMcGee
Posted on 2014-12-19 01:49:28 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down) (Report as spam)
@rockosocko Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder!
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